We are few days away from the federal election and glad to see that finally more people made up their minds to get out and vote. This is the time when more and more jokes are coming out too. One of my friends sent me this one and I couldn’t resist not to share.
Michael Ignatieff, Jack Layton, and Stephen Harper were all on a private jet together. Stephen Harper gets an idea. He says:"I'm gonna throw this $100 bill out the window, and make one Canadian really really happy."
Michael Ignatieff doesn't want to be outdone, so he says:"I'll throw these two $50 bills out the window, and make two Canadians really really happy."
Jack Layton decides to go with the flow and says:"I'll throw these 100 loonies out the window, and make 100 Canadians really really happy."
At this point, the pilot comes through the door and says:"If you three don't shut the hell up right now, I'll throw all three of you out the window, and make 32 million Canadians really really happy."

Have a great laugh and of course go and vote.
The Jungle Menu
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant – operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....



